Five Dollar Wrench

We're Gonna Rob Them All

They'll never know who did it.

They won't even know

how it happened.

— Dandy Bowman

She says she's a ghost:

"You won't see me coming."

She thinks she's a genius:

"Which, by the way, is the goddamn truth."

Here's what she wants you to know:

"A thief only knows what victims show can be taken from them. And they won't learn this until somebody teaches them."

Dandy Bowman isn't a teacher. She's a thief. And she's got a story to tell, but this is not her story.

"It is my confession."

It comes with a Five Dollar Wrench.